Hands up for this comedian... Still laughing.

Shittu Seleem Hardeshyna

10:31pm Jun 29

A man who had only one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, father sent news around town that all d eligible young men should come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter. On dt set day, all d able-bodied young men came out. Some came wt paper and biro and others wt cutlasses and swords. D rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed d men: “Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool 2d other would marry my daughter. In addition, I‘ll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start life well. I shall b waiting to meet my son-in-law at d other side. Good luck!”
As d young men, all very excited at d prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into d pool.
Immediately all d men turned back and started wearing their shirts again.
Disappointed, some of them said ''make d man go marry him pikin jor'' All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding d snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it 2d other side.

The rich man could not believe it. He asked d young man to name anything he wanted but d man was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made a request saying '' make una show me d person wey push me inside this pool''

Moral: You don’t know what you are capable of doing, until you are PUSHED!!. You can still make d most out of the rest of d YEAR! Take this as your PUSH.