Comedy by a friend

A woman is
having sex with her lover in an apartment
20 stories high......Suddenly her husband
returns from a long trip, and she hears him
approaching in the apartment. So she tells
the lover: "Do not move at all....I will resolve
this situation!" In comes the husband:
"who is this?" asked the husband
Wife: "Oh sweetie...this is just a robot i
bought to have sex with when u not around,
so that I don't have to cheat with your
friends or with the neighbours....I did it
because you spend all the time traveling
and u know that I...uh hm...have needs!!"
Husband: "Oh honey I understand perfectly
well.....I believe you....ok let's do a quickie
now, I came home as fast as I can and I'm
extremely horny now!!" Wife:
"OH NO DARLING....yesterday I got
my period....u better take a bath, I'll prepare
u something to eat..."
The lover is left with the husband in the
room alone, while the wife walked out......
Husband " DAmn I'm so fucking horny....
I am going to fuck this robot instead" He
tries entering the robot from behind.....With
a metallic and robotic voice the lover
proclaims: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG
HOLE!!........SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG
HOLE!" The husband says: "fuck this crappy robot....
I'm going to throw it out of
the god damn window!!!!"
The lover realizes that he is 20 stories high
in the apartment and exclaims:
"SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!!! SOFTWARE
UPDATE!!!!! YOU MAY TRY AGAIN......I REPEAT....TRY AGAIN!!!!