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Friday, 6 July 2012

Laugh out loud

A man came home early from
work and heard strange noises
coming from the
bedroom.
He rushed upstairs to find his
wife
naked on the bed,
sweating and
panting.
What's up?. he asked.
I'm having an heart attack.. the
woman cried.
He rushed downstairs to
grab the
phone to call the ambulance, but
just as he's
dialing the number, his four-year-
old son
came and said; Daddy! Daddy!
Uncle Orode is
hiding in your closet,
he's got no
clothes on!
The man slammed the phone
down and stormed upstairs into
the
bedroom, past
his screaming wife, rips open the
wardrobe door. Sure enough,
there was
his brother, totally naked,
covering on
the closet floor.
You Fool! the man
said; my wife
is having an heart attack and
you're
running around naked,
scaring the
Children?

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